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I have the habit of going for a walk every day, for about an hour, developing new ideas while listening to tacky music. To accompany me on those walks I have a Google Nexus phone with a Spotify app, several downloaded playlists, and nice Bowers & Wilkins headphones.
This is my report of what happened yesterday:
I am standing with my coat on, headphones on, and my smartphone in my hand, ready to start a downloaded playlist.
I click Shuffle. Nothing happens.
I click Shuffle another few times. Nothing happens. I think, “Oh great, here we go again.”
I switch to another playlist, but that one appears to be stuck. The screen doesn’t show any songs, and the please wait loading circle just rotates endlessly.
I go back to the first playlist, which briefly says “downloading” followed by a crash of the entire Spotify app. Oops! “Spotify stopped unexpectedly.”
I say out loud, How do you mean “unexpectedly”? This happens almost every day!
I reboot the phone angrily, but it makes no difference. Spotify starts automatically and then also freezes automatically. No music from Spotify today.
I count to 10 to prevent me from targeting my frustration at my dear Nexus phone. I go outside for my daily walk, without music, but with my headphones on. Because they look cool.
Soon after I leave the house I suddenly hear music. Yes! Apparently, the Wi-Fi needs to drop away for Spotify to emerge out of its coma. This has happened several times before. Spotify gets confused and paralyzed when Wi-Fi switches on and off. Why?
Sadly, the euphoria lasts for only 10 seconds. Then the music stops. Aaaaaaarghhhh, goddammit!
I click Play again, the music resumes, and I continue walking. For about 30 seconds, or 1 minute, or 2 minutes. And then it stops. Every time.
Holy F(*#$%)*@**** BEEP and BEEP BEEP and I’ll fly to Stockholm and (*$(^&@ BEEEEEP
After five attempts I give up. The rest of my walk is without music.
This is just an example of the problems I have with the Spotify app almost every day. I have already re-downloaded the app four times. That helps, for about a week or so. And then all the problems are back. I have also re-downloaded the playlists within Spotify lots of times, mainly because Spotify loses my playlists more often than my spouse loses his battery chargers.
Now, don’t get me wrong.
I’ve been at Spotify’s office in Stockholm. Honestly, I like the company, and the people (Hi Anders, Jimmy, Joakim, Alek!), and I love the catalog of music they offer me. But I absolutely hate their software. (And not only the Android app. The Windows desktop software sucks too. Though it has improved. Slowly. With the emphasis on slow. It takes about 3 minutes to start it.)